My Butt

The current state of my butt is unhappy. During an unfortunate soccer game yesterday , we lost, I decided it was best to hurt myself.

Here's how it went down.

I haven't been goalie in a long time... Hence being an ex-goalie... but I decided that my decision needed to be revisited.

Here is what I concluded: I now have a fist sized strawberry on the back of my left leg (near the butt so it might as well be my butt) and I pulled the right butt cheek entirely. I think I need to rethink pulling myself out of early retirement. My body feels old and decrepit.

So it hurts to walk. It hurts when my butt muscle flexes. It hurts when I wear clothes (which unfortunately I don't have any clean skirts left to wear). It REALLY hurt to take ballet today. It hurts to sit down.

Oh yeah, I didn't get enough sleep last night so I tend to whine.

But then we can trace the real root of the problem back to not having any coffee in at least... going on... nearing 12 hours.

I am starting to feel withdraw.